1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON’T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know… it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
One day my housework-challenge d husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends,” I replied “What does it say on your shirt?” He yelled back, “ University of Oklahoma .” And they say blondes are dumb…
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
********Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
********Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manual”.